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[Demon Of The Fall]

WTF

i totally forgot all about this site after looking at it a year ago, i looked at it this evening again and its just pictures of grown (in many cases "portley") men doing wwf style moves in their mums garden. its well worth a look. i recognise a few of them from around....anyone know these lads?

[Demon Of The Fall]

a true classic

[Demon Of The Fall]

"AFTER SCOTT HAD WON THE AWA TITLE BACK IN A MATCH AGAINST BILL, DAVID ATTACKED SCOTT AND THREW HIM, KNEE FIRST INTO A FENCE!"

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Penny]

oh my god.. that is hilarious..

i recognise a couple of them from moshulu years ago, especially scotty swift.

[morlun]

I've known Scott for a couple of years now- really nice guy- and I'm really good friends with his girlfriend. But don't know the rest of them at all.

[succubitch]

Originally Posted by morlun

I've known Scott for a couple of years now- really nice guy- and I'm really good friends with his girlfriend. But don't know the rest of them at all.

how did i know that you'd find your way on to this tread.

[morlun]

Originally Posted by succubitch

how did i know that you'd find your way on to this tread.

what, in the same way that you have...?

[succubitch]

you're an ass

Hellwig makes his return to the AWA and trys to attack Alan!


Will David tap?











Shouldn't this guy be at home with his kids??

AWA Frantic Report

BILL COMES OUT TO THE OUTCASTS MUSIC. HE SAYS THAT LAST WEEK THE ONLY REASON HE RAN AWAY WAS BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED OF WHAT HE WOULD DO TO CLIVE. BUT HE?S NOT SCARED ANYMORE. CALLS CLIVE OUT AND SAYS HE WANTS TO FIGHT RIGHT NOW. CLIVES NEW MUSIC PLAYS AND HE GOES FOR BILL. HOWEVER DAVID AND DAMIEN COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND CUT HIM OFF. A 3 ON 1 ATTACK ENSUES UNTIL SCOTT MAKES THE SAVE. THE OUTCASTS BACK OFF BUT ARE MAJORLY ANNOYED.

ANDREW IS WITH GEMIMA; BOTH HIS HANDS ARE BANDAGED NOW. TELLS GEMIMA TO SHUT THE FU*K UP FOR A MINUTE. ANDREW ASKS GEMIMA WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HANDS. GEMIMA ?TELLS? HIM WHAT DICKIE DID. ANDREW IS MAD AND CALLS DICKIE A ?FUC*ING FAN*Y.? ANDREW LEAVES WITHOUT GEMIMA. THE CAMERA FOCUSES ON GEMIMA. ANDREW IS HEARD IN THE BACKGROUND TELLING GEMIMA TO ?GET A FUC*ING MOVE ON YI BI*CH.?

ALAN IS SHOWN. ALAN SAYS THAT 1 WEEK AWAY FROM HIS FIRST BOOKED SUPERSHOW AND BILL PULLS THAT STUNT. ALAN SAYS THAT BILL HAS NO RIGHT TRYING TO INJURE AN AWA PERFORMER LIKE THAT. HE SAYS THAT BILL IS SCARED OF CLIVE BUT TOUGH. MAKES TODAY?S 6 MAN MAIN EVENT AND SAYS THAT IF BILL WALKS OUT THEN HE WILL BE BREACHING HIS CONTRACT AND CAN SAY GOODBYE BECAUSE HE WILL BE FIRED!

BILL, DAVID AND DAMIEN ARE SHOWN. THEY ARE PI*SED OFF ABOUT EARLIER. BILL SAYS THAT ALAN HAS NO RIGHT DICTATING TO HIM. HOWEVER ALAN MAY HAVE JUST MADE A MISTAKE BECAUSE AFTER THEY ARE FINISHED WITH CLIVE, SCOTT AND SHAWN TODAY, THEY WON?T BE IN CONDITION TO PERFORM AT NO REMORSE!

DICKIE INTERVIEW ABOUT ANDREW. DICKIE SAYS HE HOPE THAT HE HAS FINALLY GOT IT THROUGH ANDREW?S THICK SKULL THAT LIFE ISN?T A JOKE ETC. ALAN COMES IN AND SAYS THAT DICKIE, MUCH LIKE BILL, HAS NO RIGHT TRYING TO INJURE AWA PERFORMERS AND WILL HAVE TO BE PUNISHED. SAYS THAT DICKIE WILL TAKE ON NICK?BLINDFOLDED! AND IT TAKES PLACE- NEXT. DICKIE IS ANNOYED AND LEAVES FOR HIS MATCH.

DICKIE BLINFOLDED: NICK V DICKIE

ANDREW EVENTUALLY RUNS IN AND PUNCHES DICKIE WITH HIS BOXING GLOVES KNOCKING HIM OUT. ANDREW IS SCREAMING AT HIS FINGERS SAYING THEY?RE STUPID PR*CKS FOR BEING SORE. ANDREW THEN DRAGS DICKIE INTO A CAR AND DRIVES HIM OFF.

SHAWN IS WITH ALAN AND ASKS ALAN HOW HIS LEG IS. ALAN ASKS HIM WHAT HE?S TALKING ABOUT. SHAWN SAYS ALAN HURT HIS LEG LAST WEEK, ALAN REMEMBERS AND SAYS IT?S FINE NOW AND CONGRATULATES SHAWN ON THAT WIN LAST WEEK. ALAN THEN SAYS THAT HE DOESN?T KNOW WHERE ANDREW IS GOING WITH DICKIE AND HE DOESN?T PARTICULARLY CARE. BUT HE IS FACING ANDREW TODAY AND HE NEEDS ANDREW HERE FOR THE MATCH TO TAKE PLACE. PHONES ANDREW AND TELLS HIM TO GET BACK TO THE AWA A.S.A.P.

ANDREW IS DRIVING BACK TO THE AWA OFFICES. DICKIE IS SLOWLY COMING AROUND. ANDREW SAYS THAT HE IS TAKING DICKIE FOR A LITTLE RIDE. DICKIE IS SHI*TING IT BUT SAYS ?THANK GOD? WHEN THE CAR STOPS. ANDREW SAYS HE?S GOT A MATCH COMING BUT HE IS LOCKING DICKIE IN THE CAR SO HE CAN?T GET OUT. DICKIE IS STILL GROGGY SO CAN?T FIGHT ANDREW. ANDREW GETS OUT THE CAR AND POINTS AT THE CAR AND SAYS ?GO, GO GADGET- LOCK? AND THINKS THAT?S THE CAR LOCKED. ANDREW LEAVES AS THE CAMERA FOCUSES ON AN UNLOCKED DOOR.

NICK AND SCOTT ARE SHOWN. SCOTT SAYS THAT HE WANTS NICK TO WIN AT NO REMORSE AND SAYS HE?LL LET NICK PIN HIM. DAMIEN COMES IN AND SAYS THERE IS NO WAY ?HIS PARTNER? IS LYING DOWN FOR ANYBODY. SCOTT SAYS HE?LL DO WHAT HE WANTS. DAVID COMES IN AND SAYS THAT?S THE ONLY WAY NICK CAN BEAT ANYBODY IS IF THEY LET HIM. NICK SAYS THAT DAVID MAY BE HIS PARTNER BUT?THEN BRINGS OUT A TRAY FROM UNDER HIS JUMPER AND SMACKS DAVID WITH IT. SCOTT THEN SPEARS DAMIEN AND REVERSE STUNS HIM. DAVID AND DAMIEN ARE DOWN. SCOTT AND NICK LEAVE.

ANDREW V ALAN WAS NEXT.

THE USUAL ANDREW MADNESS ENSUED UNTIL DICKIE EVENTUALLY RUNS IN AND COSTS ANDREW THE MATCH. ALAN LEAVES AND DICKIE RUNS BACK IN AND BRAWLS WITH ANDREW. ANDREW GETS THE BETTER OF DICKIE AGAIN AND KNOCKS HIM OUT. ANDREW THEN BUNDLES HIM BACK IN THE CAR AND DRIVES OFF.

NO REMORSE- 1 WEEK TO GO

SHAWN CONGRATULATES ALAN ON HIS WIN. THEY SHAKE HANDS AND THEN SHAWN SAYS BUT TILL AFTER NO REMORSE THEY ARE ENEMIES. THEY GO FACE TO FACE AND THEN SHAWN LEAVES.

DICKIE AND ANDREW ARE SHOWN IN THE CAR AGAIN. ANDREW IS DRIVING ALONG AND SINGING WHEN DICKIE COMES AROUND. DICKIE IS SCREAMING FOR HELP AS ANDREW IS LAUGHING. ANDREW SAYS THAT THEY ARE AWAY FOR A DRIVE TO SPAIN. DICKIE SAYS THAT?S IMPOSSIBLE. ANDREW SAYS THAT DICKIE JUST CROSSED THE LINE. DICKIE MAY HAVE BROKEN HIS FINGERS BUT YOU NEVER DOUBT A MAN?S ABILITY TO DRIVE TO SPAIN. DICKIE STARTS SHOUTING FOR HELP AGAIN. DICKIE THEN GRABS GEMIMA AND SAYS LET HIM OUT OR THE BABY GETS IT. ANDREW EVENTUALLY STOPS AND DICKIE ESCAPES. ANDREW SHOUTS AT GEMIMA FOR RUINING EVERYTHING ?YOU STUPID SYPHILIS RIDDEN C*NT.?

A HUGE NOISE IS HEARD AND THE CAMERA FINDS AN UNCONCIOUS SHAWN. ALAN IS FIRST THERE AND SAYS THERE IS NO WAY THAT SHAWN CAN WRESTLE. CALLS FOR HELP.

HANDICAP MATCH: CLIVE & SCOTT V BILL, DAVID & DAMIEN WAS THE DAY?S MAIN EVENT.

GOOD MATCH HERE WHICH SAW DAMIEN PIN SCOTT TO WIN THE MATCH FOR THE OUTCASTS.

SO, IN A FIRST FOR THE AWA, FRANTIC ENDED WITH SOMEONE PINNING THEIR OWN PARTNER FOR A SUPERSHOW!

THE WILDCARD MATCH WILL BE VERY INTERESTING. SCOTT HAS TOLD NICK HE WILL LIE DOWN FOR HIM BUT DAMIEN WONT BE HAPPY WITH THAT. THIS MATCH IS GONNA BE GOOD!

THE CONFLICT WITH ANDREW AND DICKIE CONTINUED. THIS TIME ANDREW KIDNAPPED ANDREW AND WHO KNOWS WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF HIS ?PLAN? SUCCEEDED. HOWEVER, DON?T FORGET THE TV TITLE IS ON THE LINE HERE AND THE STAKES COULD BARELY BE HIGHER. WHO WILL BECOME THE NEW TV CHAMPION AT NO REMORSE?

BILL STARTED THE DAY?S FRANTIC BY TRYING TO INJURE CLIVE WITH THE HELP OF DAVID AND DAMIEN. FORTUNATELY HE DIDN?T SUCCEED AND THE MATCH AT NO REMORSE WILL HAPPEN. DESPITE WHAT HE CLAIMS, BILL IS INTIMIDATED BY CLIVE AND THE CLASH BETWEEN THESE TWO WILL BE FASCINATING.

THIS LEAVES US WITH ONE MORE MATCH FOR NO REMORE- THE AWA TITLE MATCH BETWEEN SHAWN GRANT AND ALAN STIRLING. THESE TWO ARE FRIENDS BUT SHAWN GRANT HAS MADE IT KNOWN THAT HE WON?T GIVE UP THE TITLE EASILY. ALAN OVIOUSLY WANTS THE AWA TITLE OR HE WOULDN?T HAVE BOOKED THIS MATCH. THIS MATCH BETWEEN TWO FRIENDS WILL MAKE FOR GREAT VIEWING!