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[Hogisbald]

Go for it.

Dwarf with a lisp goes to a stud farm to buy a horse, "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse ?" asks the owner.
"A female horth", the dwarf replies and so the owner takes him to his finest mare.
"Nithe horth", says the dwarf, "Can I thee her eyth?".
The owner patiently picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's eyes.
"Nithe eyth" says the dwarf, "Can I thee her teeth?".
Again, the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horse's teeth.
"Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again,picks up the dwarf and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nithe eerth", says the dwarf, "Can I see her twot?"
With this, the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina and holds him there for a few seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says, "Perhaps I should weefwaze that, can I see her wun awound?"

[Rachie]

That made me chuckle

[paranoid]

I thought the title of this thread was new jokes? That one is older than me!

[Sue Denim..]

How do you know if you are a Pirate?

You just Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[lepeep]

Originally Posted by Sue Denim..

How do you know if you are a Pirate?

You just Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

now that's a vocal joke if you ever did type one.

why was the bakers hands brown ?
he kneaded a jobbie.

(thank you mr Taylor).

[succubitch]

If you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

you might be a redneck.




If your sister is the third generation of women in your family to coneive a baby as a result of an alien abduction.

you might be a redneck.



If you think possum is "other white meat"

you might be a redneck.



If the centerpiece on your dinning room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist

you might be a redneck.




If you think safe sex is having a padded headboard

you might be a redneck.



If you believe "dual air bags" refer to your wife and mother-in-law

you might be a redneck.



If the Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife

you might be a redneck.




If the billboard that says "SAY NO TO CRACK" reminds you to pull up your jeans

you might be a redneck.



If your childs first words were "ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS!"

you might be a redneck.



NASCAR

non athletic sport created around rednecks.

[Hardcore Mel]

what do you get when you cross a paedo with a pirate?

Aaaaarrrrr Kelly.

[lepeep]

Originally Posted by succubitch

If you've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

you might be a redneck.blah blah blah blah.

did you read the title of the message ?
"good jokes"....

[Da Fat Porn Star]

What do you call a vegetable in whorehouse?


A brothel sprout.




I than yaw!

[Jan Deal]

Originally Posted by Hardcore Mel

what do you get when you cross a paedo with a pirate?

Aaaaarrrrr Kelly.

That work went down like a lead balloon at my work. I guess they are all closet R Kelly fans.