female/male equivilants - aberdeen-music

21-07-2005, 17:15

sometimes things just don't work like you want them to

Penny · 21-07-2005, 17:24

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Originally Posted by pop-notmyface

sometimes things just don't work like you want them to

like when you're lying in bed and forget that u didnt put the tele on stand-by, and u have to get out of bed to turn it on?

psydoll · 21-07-2005, 17:27

Or like when I put bread in my toaster hoping that steak will come out but all that comes out is burnt bread?

Bodast · 21-07-2005, 18:11

Or when you're trying to get through the door fast, but you don't turn the handle quite far enough, so it doesn't open and you smack your face off it instead?

Leckie Gilman · 21-07-2005, 18:18

Or when you're busting for a turd and you rush into the toilet to go and then you look down to see that it's only your jeans around your ankles?

Swingin' Ryan · 21-07-2005, 18:21

Or when you sign on to Aberdeen-Music, go on to the Wasteland and think "maybe there wont be a cryptic thread about someones failed relationships". And there is.

21-07-2005, 18:42

know what you mean about smacking ur face off doors, i do that, A LOT!

Mo-Ha · 21-07-2005, 18:45

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Originally Posted by Leckie Gilman

Or when you're busting for a turd and you rush into the toilet to go and then you look down to see that it's only your jeans around your ankles?

must say that's never happened to moi!

N.M · 21-07-2005, 18:49

Or when you are away to shoot up, only to realise you forgot the heroin and all that's in there is air.

Once in a life time experience. Much like sticking your head out a train, only to meet a pole. Ah, the young one's were such bliss.

So what are you talking about then, Manuel?

21-07-2005, 20:29

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Originally Posted by Penny

like when you're lying in bed and forget that u didnt put the tele on stand-by, and u have to get out of bed to turn it on?

isnt the point of it to switch it off when you're sleeping so that youre not wasting as much electricity?