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Old 26-06-2005, 20:55   #1 (permalink)

 
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OK, here we go, I need a laugh, let's hear the funniest jokes you've ever heard!

Somebody told me this in the toilets in exodus a few weeks ago...if it was anyone on here, own up coz you're a legend!

What's brown and half eaten?
The pope's easter egg.

Controversial, I know but still, funny.

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what's brown and sticky and crawls up your leg?

a homesick poo
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What does parsley and womens public hair have in common?

You push them both to the side and keep eating.
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Old 26-06-2005, 21:50   #4 (permalink)
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what's brown and sticky and crawls up your leg?

a homesick poo
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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Michael

Michael who?

Fuck off!
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Did you hear about the paper boy?
























He blew away.
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Old 26-06-2005, 23:15   #7 (permalink)
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why is stevie wonder always smiling?

he hasn't realised he's black yet.

what makes stevie wonder scream?

when he answers the iron.

why can't stevie wonder read?

cause he's black.
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Why are neds like slinkies?

They have no real use but it’s great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.

Two neds in a car without any music. Who’s driving?

The police

What do you call a ned at college?

The janitor

Two neds jump off beachy head, who wins?

Society.

What do you say to a ned with a job?

“Can I have a big mac please?”

What do you say to a ned in a suit?

“Will the defendant please stand”
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Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!!!!!

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup?

Being raped.
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