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[Lucky Rathen]

Perhaps I am just getting cantankerous in my old age, but here's my top ten all time pet hates in no particular order (please add your own so it's not just me who's being grumpy)

10 - People who chew food with their mouth open and make that disgusting smacking sound.
9 - People who cough without covering their mouth.
8 - People who put sweetie papers in ashtrays, guaranteeing small fires every time I put a fag in there (bins are for paper, ashtrays are for ash)
7 - People who do loud exagerrated burps - disgusting and unnecessary.
6 - People shouting at staff because they didn't get their own way in shops / cafes / bars etc.
5 - People who don't say please and thank you - basic manners.
4 - People who overuse the word 'cunt'.
3 - People who gel their hair forward - it goes that way anyway - why the gel?
2 - People who rip the flap off my Rizla packet for roaches - that's what the phone book is there for!
1 - People who can't let you finish a sentence without talking over you. Again, basic manners.

[NARC]

I would add to that old people who believe they have a divine right to get on buses first. Just because you are an octogenerian does NOT mean you are exempt from queueing.

[Lucky Rathen]

Fuck I missed out a MAJOR one, probably my all time pet hate

People dropping litter

I walked behind some stupid bitch on Union street the other day for about 100 metres and watched her drop first, her empty chicken mcnuggets box, then take out a hamburger and drop the McDonalds bag it came in, then eat the burger and drop the wrapper.

I noted that she walked past 3 bins between McDonalds and the Indoor market where she went into. I felt like fucking slapping her.

[kegamuffin]

1 - people who don't close doors, really bothers me!

2 - when parents get on at u for not helping tidy the house when its their mess. why should i tidy mess i didnt make when im never at home?!!!!

3 - when someone reads ur newspaper/magazine/book before uve read it, pisses me off somethin rotten!

4 - people who call or text you just to say to call them back. arghhhh!

5 - being judged

can't think of anymore just now.

[drahcirv1]

People who cant control there damn kids in public. By all means let them run rampage through your own house but i swear 1 more kid gets in my way and im kicking there asses.

Oh and people who in queues feel the the need to make small talk with complete strangers.
A guy tried this with me in asda a longtime ago. He said something he thought was funny and did that stupid little laughing thing. I did a huge pause then a huge fake laugh....stopped laughing just as suddenly looked directly at him and said quite simply but sternly "Get away from me". Much to the shock and amusement of my mum who was standing behind me.

[Smooth_groover]

1. People who get annoyed when our 1 hour photo service is down! Sometimes the chemical tanks need replacing to ensure a premium quality service...what the fuck do you think the machines run on? hopes and dreams?

2. Again, folks who can't control their kids in public.

3. People who take a shit in my bog but don't spray air freshener afterwards OR open the window!

[Penny]

1. bad eating habits (open mouth, leaning into food like quasimodo, talking whilst eating, food noises, licking knife)
2. bad manners
3. people who have the inability to converse with my parents (i think its very rude if i invite someone round and they can't continue a convo when my parents are talking to them)
4. when someone doesn't walk at the same pace as me, and then moans about me walking too fast/too slow
5. when people know you were first at the bar, but they still try to get served before you
6. when a person who serves you doesn't smile or say hello
7. people who don't smile back
8. people being too clingy
9. when people talk over you (life is long enough for all of us to get our say, WAIT YOUR TURN)
10. when people itch their armpits/balls/ear canal/bum in public
11. if you text someone a question, and they don't reply until the next day
12. when people overexaggerate how ill they are
13. when i try to have a conversation with someone, all they do is laugh in a nervous way, at EVERYTHING i say.
14. people being late to meet me

they are all dump-able offences hehehehe.

[drahcirv1]

People, who when you mention the word wrestling jump in really quickly and say "its all fake you know?"..............Really is it?? I had no idea! You could have broken that news a little more gently.

News flash Coronation St. and Eastenders are fake yet millions of people cry like babies when a character gets killed off..Hell people send in get well cards. Well people, guess what THEY ARE FAKE TOO!!

Oh and i hate people who put empty sweet wrappers backint he box of sweets.

[Fluffy]

1 i hate people who text speak all the time ( ie wot, luv)
2 bad manners, esp at the table!!
3 a table not set properly
4 people who dont hold the door open for you in shops etc
5 when you speak to someone, and they dont acknowledge you/what you said
6 walking through the street, people who walk into you/dont move out the way
7 women who are not fat, complaining about how fat they are
8 kids screaming/being too loud in restraunts. its normal to be a kid, but dont be so loud!!
9 people who complain how bad their lives are, when they have it great
10 women who pretend to be lesbiens to attract men

that was in no praticular order, and sorry for the awful spelling.

[pete_inthehills]

Hey now people,

we shouldn't get down on bad things, we should have a thread about things that make you smile and happy.... well maybe not.

I hate...

1. litter bugs
2. poor manners
3. tall people who stand in front of me at gigs
4. people who hunt and shoot animals for fun. If you are hunting to eat the animals that is fine, but its not right to kill a deer or 20 pheasants just to sit in your office and brag.
5. people who don't recycle
6. Smokers who light up in non smoking areas - just 'cos you're too stupid to realise that you are giving yourself cancer, doesn't mean that you have to give me cancer too
7. People who use "your" when they should use "you're"


I could go on, but I don't want to give the impression that I'm a grumpy old git.


Pete