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[Lucky Rathen]

The council are chopping down the trees outside my house.



I like trees.

[Birdman]

grow more then.

[Miss Groupie Supreme]

They really should chop down the ones outside my house. They are so tall that I can't get Sky or even see the sky, oh what a wonderful view.

[Dayeth]

maybe you shouldn't build your house in the woods.

Strap yourself to one using your own spinal chord. 'At'll stop em.

[David]

it depends where the trees are and how annoying they are to people living near you... the council chopped down a couple of trees next to my house which was great, as otherwise they blocked out the sun for most of the afternoon... so its quite likely someone asked them to do it before they would bother
tree's are excellent, but there are more than enough around my house (i live right at the edge of town) that a few missing wont make too much of a difference, especially when they were taken down for a reason

David

[vapid]

6 inch nails put in diagonally in the trunk. You can hammer them in when no-ones about. Too short notice for ceramic spikes (which can't be detected by metal detectors). Make sure you put up a warning, though, cos the saws have serious kickback, and people are likely to look for you if anyone gets injured.