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[Paulscoconutass]

Since there's always so many negative vibes (man) on the forums i thought i'd cheese it up with some goodness. what's all - or some of - the things that make you smile on the inside... like that film 'inside i'm dancing', but instead of keeping it inside you, you're actually telling us what makes you smile. For me, it goes a little something like....

• The smell of beef jerky / tar / my own farts / ultraviolet
• Dancing like a fanny
• Watching Jack Bauer slay hundreds terrorists
• Chris Morris
• Novelty Boxers
• Stealing signs
• Shoplifters that think no-one sees them

Could spurt out 100s of shitty things, but more shall follow...


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[Demon Of The Fall]

Haigman's friend scoo getting a guitar smashed over his head at download a few days ago

Setting fire to the guitar

Dayeth walking in on a fat naked man's tent whist the man was cupping his tits

Scoo getting thrown through a table about 24 hours ago

Everything else that happened at download

[HarleyQuinn]

5 things which make you smile

just sayin

[Bodast]

Originally Posted by Demon Of The Fall

Dayeth walking in on a fat naked man's tent whist the man was cupping his tits

Haha, amazing! That and a little bit of pixie dust, it's all you need

[HarleyQuinn]

spose ill just join in

the way clive owen says FUCKER (solid gold it is)
the cold side of the pillow
hearing a really great song (ala Frou Frou - Let Go)
Movie Night with logan
fake irish accents
the webchat scene in Closer
London
crafty drunks who think they're sly...but there not
cake
the skin off chicken
holding hands
when you see a heart someones drawn in the sand forsomeone else


uhm thats all for now

[Tony Marlin]

Originally Posted by Paulscoconutass

[*]Shoplifters that think no-one sees them

I know exacly what you mean, The complete Friends dvd boxset does not fit under a jacket.

Mine are:-

• Strawberry Chewits
• Sunny days off
• Finding £2 in an old jacket
• Hearing a great CD for the first time
• Seeing mates I havent seen for ages
• T in the Park coming up
• Payday
• This is a really lame list. shit.

[Steve Temple]

Originally Posted by Tony Marlin

[*]Finding £2 in an old jacket

Finding a solitary Murray Mint in the pocket of a seldom-used kagool is by far the greater discovery. I know £2 can buy many Murray Mints, but ask yourself this: could you be bothered?

[Skittles]

1. the guy that work when he screams in pain cracks me the fuck up - you have to hit him with wet floor signs first

2. my mate that makes the best junkie face in the world - excellent

3. family guy/american dad - season 4 episode 5 was amazing

4. fridge full of booze

5. fuck knows

[masked Rose]

when people walk into things - especially bus shelters
Everytime I see I have from a text from someone ace
finding money in jeans etc that you didnt realise you had
when you catch someone else's eye and you both realise whats going on and no-one else does - does that make sense??!
skipping
dancing/singin in the street when no one is watching ( then only to realise someone is)

hundreds more but that will do for now!

[PrincessHolly]

I agree with the shoplifters thing. I was on my own at work last week and this utterly disgusting junkie (yes I am stereotyping here). Anyways, he spent about ten minutes over in the pick 'n' mix bit before coming over to pay for his sweets.

When he handed me the bag there was only about seven sweets in there, non of which were vanilla fudge which I'd CLEARLY seen him picking up with his dirty grubby hands.

So I let him pay for what was in his bag and then called management to check the cameras. And you can blatently see him walking away and emptying everything out of his pockets and back into the bag. Fucking idiot.


OOH! This was meant to be positive wasn't it? Lol.