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[Alvin Starclusk]

You're not allowed to join this thread if a) you are still at school learning French b) you've been taught any French in the last 5 years c) you're French or have been brought up to speak French from a young age.

Let me start:

Je m'appelle Alasdair. J'habite a Edimbourg. J'ai un chien.

[Hardcore Mel]

Le chien d'Alasdair n'est pas aussi de mignon que Alasdair. Moi, je m'appelle Mel. J'habite a Aberdeen. J'aime bien les boites de fetiches et tous les chaussures. Je deteste quand mes amis font le sexe dans mon lit.

[PVH]

This is a tres shit thread.....you are le cunts....

[Swingin' Ryan]

Originally Posted by Alvin Starclusk

You're not allowed to join this thread if ....... you're French or have been brought up to speak French from a young age.

If there are actually any French girls on this website who can give me somewhere to stay around August then I will marry you (albeit probably only a marriage of convenience for a month).

[Hardcore Mel]

i'm not french but i'll still marry you darling. we could have stylish babies.

[Swingin' Ryan]

Originally Posted by Hardcore Mel

i'm not french but i'll still marry you darling. we could have stylish babies.

That's close enough for me, now we must murder a french woman and steal her house keys.

(Our child will wear only leather and faux-fur)

[Hardcore Mel]

where in france you looking to be? in paris you can rent a nice apartment for a month for about £200.

[Swingin' Ryan]

Originally Posted by Hardcore Mel

where in france you looking to be? in paris you can rent a nice apartment for a month for about £200.

Yeh I've seen some lovely flats in Paris, I'm happy to be anywhere, I just want to go and spend some of the money I've saved before I have to start Uni. I'm just trying to decide whether I want a scabby apartment in a good area or a nice apartment in a dodgy area. Either way I'll be happy not to be in the North-East drizzle for a month.

I'm planning on just going and spending a great month in Paris, if I'm lucky I'll find a rich woman, otherwise I'll be coming back in September.

[Hardcore Mel]

you don't know how unbelievably jealous i am of you right now. look on ile de la cite/ile st louis. chris and i saw a huge 2 bedroom apartment there for 500 euros a month so you'd be able to get cheaper for a 1 bedroom or studio. and it's right by notre dame, in one of the best areas in paris. loads of old stores and wonderful cafes, plus the best ice cream store in the world is on ile st louis.

[Swingin' Ryan]

Originally Posted by Hardcore Mel

you don't know how unbelievably jealous i am of you right now. look on ile de la cite/ile st louis. chris and i saw a huge 2 bedroom apartment there for 500 euros a month so you'd be able to get cheaper for a 1 bedroom or studio. and it's right by notre dame, in one of the best areas in paris. loads of old stores and wonderful cafes, plus the best ice cream store in the world is on ile st louis.

Good call, there's some crackers on Ile de la cite on this website I'm browsing. I just had a cup of coffee and a Pain au Chocolat to get me in the mood.

Don't be jealous, I'll bring you back a beret.