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Following the Karaoke thread, I decided that maybe I should post the alternative version of 'Summer Nights' which used to be a favourite for the Dundee Uni Karaoke Nights.

The story goes that Danny and Sandy soon decided that outside of their 2-dimensional musical existence they actually despised each other. Thus they went their separate ways, married other people and had children.

Then one fateful summer, their kids met up in Ibiza, and this is their story...

Summer lovin' I got a shag
Summer lovin' she was a slag
Met a boy, who snogged like a fish
Met a girl, and shagged her (you wish)

Summer days, passed in a haze, but oh, oh those summer nights

well uh, well uh, well uh oo
tell me more tell me more did she use all her tongue?
tell me more tell me more was it twelve inches long?
uh huh uh huh uh huh

He was cute but seemed really quiet
She was ugly, and needed a diet
He was shy, seemed really unsure
She was easy, she seemed like a whore

Summer fun, made me cum, but oh oh those summer nights

well uh, well uh, well uh oo
tell me more tell me more was their love in the air?
tell me more tell me more did she have pubic hair?
uh huh uh huh uh huh

we went strolling, drank lemonade
fuck the strolling, i got well laid
we stayed out till ten o clock
i got her to suck my cock

hit or miss, to get syphillis, but oh oh those summer nights

well uh well uh well uh oo
tell me more tell me more did you fondle his butt?
tell me more tell me more cos she sounds like a slut

It turned floppy, that's where it ends
So to spite her, I shagged all her friends
Then he called me, a fat stupid cow
Wonder who she's screwing now

Summer jeans, ripped at the seams

But, oh

Those summer niiiiiigggghhhttttsss

Shag me more, shag me moooooooooorrrrre

[Rach_69]

thats so ace they should release that, im sure it'd do much better than the original!

[hopelessly_blonde]

Kareoke nites in the dundee union are always good. I did that song with a guy who couldn't stand up and was having dificulty readin the words :S
I end up singing, and usually fallin over, hammered outta my skull.
Next yr im gonna be living literally opposite the union Gonna be too good.

[Tam o' Shantie]

the act of consuming alcohol is very funny indeed

[Skull Commander]

Originally Posted by hopelessly_blonde

Kareoke nites in the dundee union are always good. I did that song with a guy who couldn't stand up and was having dificulty readin the words :S
I end up singing, and usually fallin over, hammered outta my skull.
Next yr im gonna be living literally opposite the union Gonna be too good.

Pez fairly gets around.

[sludge]

been to ibiza 5 times. love that place. its really not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. good family holiday.

[Lucky Rathen]

Dunno about family holiday, but it's my favourite place in the whole of the world.