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[Tam o' Shantie]

hey dudes, i'm 100% certain that nobody else has evre done a thread about other dickheads bad driving habits, so here's your chance to contribute:

i hate it when people drive incredibly slowly, then speed up like a bastard the minute you try to overtake them. today i was driving along the country roads to dyce and some twat was doing about 45mph in front of me for 10 freaking minutes. once i got onto a big stretch i decided to overtake the dude, and went up to 75 (that's on a 60 mph zone!!!!!!!!!!) before giving up because the dickhead was matching my speed and i was heading towards a junction! the instant i pull back he drops down to 45!

what's the deal with this phenominon? the guy's too proud to get overtaken by me but too much of a retard not to drive at 15mph under the limit? cunt!

[PrincessHolly]

I don't drive but my sister does and the amount of middle aged men that treat her like shit on the roads because she's so young drives me insane. Grrrrr.

[melonpie]

i swear i have roadrage, bad baaaad roadrage
i get angry at people driving ON the speed limit, especially late at night when everybody knows its only polite to zooom around a little, then i overtake
oh the rush,
too impatient i swear, dammit!
It's all about the focus, inhale, exhale, etc.

[Mo-Ha]

i haven't alowed myself to get behind the wheel of a car. i would have bad road rage, i get mad at stupid people just being a pasanger. it wouldn't be safe to alow me to drive.

[allstardawn]

i can never get it right. i zoom too fast when i shouldn't be.. and don't drive fast enough at other times. and apparently being in a car with me is quite an ordeal

[Dayeth]

Yes, good thread.

1. The cunts that stay in the outside lane all the way back to Westhill at 60mph because they know in 5 minutes they will be turning right at the roundabout. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!

2. People who think its fun to squeeze past you when a car is parked on their side of the road and give you a sort of "lol, close ay? " look. DON'T FUCKING DO THAT!

these ones aren't about other drivers as such, but are worth a mention

1. Old Ladies that start crossing the road when their little green man goes...and are still going when my green light is on. GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!

2. People who get out your car when you've stopped to straighted up to park. DON'T FUCKING DO THAT!

thats all for just this minute.

[Tam o' Shantie]

people that don't indicate when they're on a roundabout or changing lanes in fucking rush hour traffic.

[HummerOfIntenseEvil]

The thing that pisses me off most is folk who use the right hand lane to go straight ahead at a roundabout. It's fucking arrogant. "I'm so much more important than all you people so I'm not going to queue."

In that situation, I go straight ahead too (even if I wasn't going to) and undertake them on the roundabout, slow RIIIIIGHT down, and then zoom off. Occasionally I'll give them the finger.

Queen's Road/Anderson Drive roundabout is the WORST for that. And I hate folk who indicate right on the mini Broomhill/Holburn roundabout when they're actually going straight ahead (ie from the Holburn roundabout to Broomhill Road).

I've always meant to invent flip-up signs for car backwindows with things such as "Use the correct lane you cunt", "Did you actually bother to read the Highway Code before you sat your driving test twatface?" and "I'll let you past as soon as you stop driving RIGHT up my arse, you fuck".

[Bodast]

Oh dear.. so much to learn. Right now I'm just trundling around in Stonehaven learning how to do 3 point turns

[melonpie]

Originally Posted by HummerOfIntenseEvil

The thing that pisses me off most is folk who use the right hand lane to go straight ahead at a roundabout. It's fucking arrogant. "I'm so much more important than all you people so I'm not going to queue."

but, sometimes people end up in the wrong lanes purely by accident...perhaps they arent concentrating enough, or singing loudly to good music