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[Rachie]

Found this on Ebaumsworld, made me chuckle:

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"

The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"

At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.

A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."

[Gumpy]

gotta love Ebaumsworld....and erm do a search on GI JOE when your there

[Rachie]

Sandwiches?

I think you showed me most of them already...

[Gumpy]

'look at you all in your different coloured hats!'
'money for the bus driver!'

yeah that was a great night, porn and ebaums....and that rediculous warewolf movie...dog soldiers?

[Rachie]

Dog Soldiers it was indeed.

Yer it was a good night.

Well...

Apart from stuff.

[Gumpy]

Originally Posted by rainbowprincess

Dog Soldiers it was indeed.

Yer it was a good night.

Well...

Apart from stuff.

aye...stuff.....

so dog soldiers anyone....shite movie eh?

Hah, that's ace.

And, yes, dog soldiers, UTTER SHITE. eugh. *shudders*

oh no the big scary puppy dog is eating the guys guts while he stands there screaming. *sighs*

[Skittles]

i skived off school when that came out in the pictures

it was chris' (spikey fools) birthday so he being the bad influence he is made me miss school for pizza and a movie.

The jackasses at harlaw believed my story of "i was at the doctors, in the waiting room for 3 hours"

[Rachie]

Dog Soldiers is fantastic as long as you don't try and take it seriously as a horror.

It's the banter in the script that makes me love it.

And some of the deaths are pretty funny too.

[Gumpy]

Originally Posted by rainbowprincess

Dog Soldiers is fantastic as long as you don't try and take it seriously as a horror.

It's the banter in the script that makes me love it.

And some of the deaths are pretty funny too.

rachie your just one big joke! i hate you.....























ps i love you