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All the threads on here suck right now. Somebody needs to get back on their fat ass and create an over-whelming influx of new, exciting interesting threads (much unlike this one *comtemplating not posting it*).

The two issues I would like to discuss:

Black Sabbath suck and you know it. I'm sick and tired of seeing bog standard, worthless heavy metal turds in magazines (probably 'Chimaira') bigging up these so called forefathers of metal - I'd rather read magazines that delve into the complexities of a cow taking a shit. I don't care whatever the hell they fathered - fake satanity and lots of morons I say. It's also a little known fact that Ozzy sucks and his wife is in a silly ASDA advert. She just lost the smidgeon of credibility she didn't have in the first place - negative scene points if you like.

Also, Kelly Osbourne is lame. She was on a really stupid tv programme not long ago called 'The Friday Night Project' (ironic: they aired it on Saturday) where she came out telling crap jokes she didn't write. At that moment I felt embarrassed to be British, which is why it's not immigrants we need out of this country, it's Kelly Osbourne and those silly little shits who were in Byker Grove that need to go (Ant and Dick). We could give them Uzbehkistan or something.

Who else should be dumped in Uzbhekistan?

[NARC]

You, for mis-spelling the aforementioned nation. Drop the "h".

[NARC]

Although I won't really argue about the points you made. Though I've got a few copies of Sabbath, some songs are passable.

[Dayeth]

well at least you called this thread being piss poor.

Originally Posted by Narc

You, for mis-spelling the aforementioned nation. Drop the "h".

Not surprised, I knew it was wrong. I attempted to cover this up by spelling it alternatively the second time. Two attempts, both wrong

Ah well, you have a U2 avator

[NARC]

I know, fucking brilliant it is too.

[Larsen B]

Originally Posted by AmbientMood

Not surprised, I knew it was wrong. I attempted to cover this up by spelling it alternatively the second time. Two attempts, both wrong

Ah well, you have a U2 avator

Avatar you fool.

I'll tell you what else is piss-poor: U2

Nobody actually likes U2. Their fame is cultivated by some very impressive marketing. Whereas everyone with taste knows they suck, recently they're being hailed the best and biggest band in the world. Now we all know this is false. Basically they act like cocky arses with over-sized egos and people buy into that shit, thinking they are following the norm (which they are, technically, as being an idiot generally means the norm). So basically, the promotion team sat round a big table and came up with this ingenius marketing ploy to squeeze some more cash out of a flagging, aged cock band. This is one of the slogans they produced during a brainstorming session:

'BUY THIS, ITS GOOD!!'

Seriously, from out of nowhere, the second that vertigo song was released everyone from Keith Chegwin to Cat Deeley are raving about this amazing rock phenomenon that you will REALLY REALLY LOVE!! Someday everyone will realise that U2 aren't good and that real music doesn't come from wannabe do-gooders-cashing-in-on-bob-geldof's-irishness-and-thinking-he-can-do-the-same-coincedentally-putting-sales-through-the-roof.

Bono is full of shit and should be ordered not to breed. He already has? Lock your doors and turn off the tv before your brain gets pulpified by this commercial cack.

Bono does deserve to be glassed

wonder if he is up for a dj slot at exodus soon??

I just discovered a new planet through a telescope.. I think I might call it 'Guts on Fire'.. Unless it was Mercury (which I think it may have been)...