"Adam Copeland is feces" (warning, wrestling thread) - Page 2 - aberdeen-music

Lucky Rathen · 19-03-2005, 08:30

From what i believe Matt's been at home injured and Lita has been out on the road on Raw with Edge (who is incidentally married to Val Venis' wife) and Edge got caught boning Lita. Which pretty much means that everyone on Raw and particularly Matt and Val ain't too happy with ol' Mr. Copeland... Matt's made a statement saying that edge is feces and that he's ripped down all the pictures of Lita from his website and from his house cos he can't stand to look at her. Matt also points out that Edge has a long history of cheating.

Coincidentally I'm wearing my Matt Hardy V1 t-shirt today.

succubitch · 19-03-2005, 21:26

That would be val's sister that Edge married. From what I remember Edge does have a history of cheating and drug abuse, but Matt Hardy is an asshole anyway, he's always resented Jeff and amy's success.

HummerOfIntenseEvil · 20-03-2005, 01:06

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Originally Posted by Logan

The 1990s range of wrestling figures was much better than that. They weren't so cartoony and they all had their own "special move", even Skinner, who went nuts when you pushed down on his head.

Certainly the only one to have breasts was Yokozuna, who was so fucking heavy he broke my ring when I made him do a Banzai Drop from off the top rope.

Paulscoconutass · 20-03-2005, 02:51

I'm sure this is the reason that Matt Hardy is having to wait another month to return, Edge is not being bumped at wrestlemania (even though he totally deserves it), and lita's still fannying around like a fanny pad.

20-03-2005, 23:39

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Originally Posted by HummerOfIntenseEvil

The 1990s range of wrestling figures was much better than that. They weren't so cartoony and they all had their own "special move", even Skinner, who went nuts when you pushed down on his head.

Certainly the only one to have breasts was Yokozuna, who was so fucking heavy he broke my ring when I made him do a Banzai Drop from off the top rope.

I was witness to Yokozuna's last match right here in Aberdeen. He was such a cool guy and so funny. First time I seen him here he was teaming with Fatu who a couple of months later was to be found in the WWE as Rikishi Phatu! Immense! ^_^

HummerOfIntenseEvil · 21-03-2005, 09:35

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Originally Posted by Logan

I was witness to Yokozuna's last match right here in Aberdeen. He was such a cool guy and so funny. First time I seen him here he was teaming with Fatu who a couple of months later was to be found in the WWE as Rikishi Phatu! Immense! ^_^

Fucking hell, they must have needed a reinforced ring.

Yoko and Fatu: the two most American sounding Polynesians ever.

Da Fat Porn Star · 21-03-2005, 15:23

If I remember correctly Edge and his wife split a year or so ago.

As for Matt being envious of Jeff and Lita? Lita being a no talent, droning, boring bitch and Jeff being sacked and turning up a year later on TNA I highly doubt it's the case.

21-03-2005, 18:46

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Originally Posted by HummerOfIntenseEvil

Fucking hell, they must have needed a reinforced ring.

Yoko and Fatu: the two most American sounding Polynesians ever.

As a matter of fact, they did indeed reinforce the ring before the match!! It was funny seeing Yoko on the ringside with his belly in the ring!

Whatever happened to Wrestling at the Music Hall?? It was great! I've seen the likes of Jake The Snake (who was on WWE RAW the other week), Earthquake, The Barbarian and Fake Kane, Fake Undertaker and Fake Austin there! Classics! Also, my favourite wrestler of ALL time. The Wrestling Power Ranger!! It was awesome! He had the Go Go Power Rangers theme as his entrance music!! ^_^

Suppose I shouldn't complain, I'm off to see Legends such as HBK and Ric Flair next month in Aberdeen!

Skittles · 21-03-2005, 20:41

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Originally Posted by HummerOfIntenseEvil

Fucking hell, they must have needed a reinforced ring.

Hah, just wait till Mania, Big Show Vs Akebono

heavy bastards

HummerOfIntenseEvil · 21-03-2005, 20:58

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Originally Posted by Logan

As a matter of fact, they did indeed reinforce the ring before the match!! It was funny seeing Yoko on the ringside with his belly in the ring!

Whatever happened to Wrestling at the Music Hall?? It was great! I've seen the likes of Jake The Snake (who was on WWE RAW the other week), Earthquake, The Barbarian and Fake Kane, Fake Undertaker and Fake Austin there! Classics! Also, my favourite wrestler of ALL time. The Wrestling Power Ranger!! It was awesome! He had the Go Go Power Rangers theme as his entrance music!! ^_^

Suppose I shouldn't complain, I'm off to see Legends such as HBK and Ric Flair next month in Aberdeen!

Haha! I saw Tatanka there once (he'd been eating pies all these years), as well as "A man who needs no introduction"... what they MEANT was "a man who is dressed up like the Undertaker, but we'd be breaking copyright laws if we actually introduced him as that."

I'm nae going to RAW this time, but I went to Smackdown last time and had great fun shouting shite, eg "It'll be Paul Wight on the night" "Shelton Benjamin, the worlds shittest name" and various other silly things.

You had to be there though...