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Old 17-12-2004, 17:40   #1 (permalink)
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He laid her on the table,
so white clean and bare,
his forehead wet,
with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here,
and there,
he touched her neck,
and then felt her breast,
and then drooling felt her thigh,
the slit was wet,
and all was set,
he gave a joyous cry,
the hole was wide,
he looked inside,
all was dark and murky,
he rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...

...and then he stuffed the turkey!

merry christmas to all ur dirty little minds.
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Old 17-12-2004, 23:37   #2 (permalink)

 
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Why did the man have sex with a turkey?
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Why did the man have sex with a turkey?
Because masturbating onto the outside of it would give him away.
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Old 18-12-2004, 07:23   #4 (permalink)
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Because masturbating onto the outside of it would give him away.

What, and walking about with a turkey on the end of your knob wouldn't?
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Delightfully devilish, Abi.
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hhmmmmm beastiality isn't that what christmas is really about?
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hhmmmmm beastiality isn't that what christmas is really about?
Are you implying there was a chapter left out of the Chistmas story? Joseph, a donkey, a loney few hours while his fiance gave birth to the bastard Son of God?
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haha yeah! it was a text sent by a friend, thought id tell you all it here, its a lot cheaper than 10p a go.
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