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Old 16-12-2004, 12:20   #1 (permalink)

 
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to tell your granny on christmas day.


whats got 50 legs and no teeth?
















the front row of a daniel o donnel concert.
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Old 16-12-2004, 12:29   #2 (permalink)

 
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what's not really funny?



















that.
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Old 16-12-2004, 13:24   #3 (permalink)

 
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i wasn't sure if i could pull it off over the internet

maybe not or maybe your sense of humour just sux or indeed maybe mine sux.
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lol yeah the second joke is funnier....i heard a sick one the other day

whats big, pink and makes a wife scream in the middle of the night?














Cot Death.

id never heard it before, you lot probably have since your all so "worldy wise" and not to mention bitchy....lol
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Old 16-12-2004, 13:52   #5 (permalink)

 
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thats never as funny as my granny joke alot sicker but never funnier, unless your a psychopath, then i might be quite amusing.
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Old 16-12-2004, 14:07   #6 (permalink)

 
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My favourite joke of the minute:

What's huge, green and furry and would kill you if it fell out of a tree?


























A pool table.
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the sicker the better!!!!
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Whats the difference between Sean Connery and a tennis racket?


Sean Connery is an actor and a tennis racket is a piece of equipment used to play tennis.
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what's the difference between a dead baby and a tennis ball??



you can't fuck a tennis ball.
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Old 16-12-2004, 15:27   #10 (permalink)
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dan has the best one so far


guy walks into a doctor's office with a fried egg on his head, a chip up his nose and peas in his ears

guy: doctor! doctor! you've got to help me, i don't feel well at all




doctor: i don't think you're eating properly
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