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[lepeep]

the holiday company "first Direct" were offering grubbs, ant, locusts and a whole manner of creepy crawlies today, in oder to win a chance to go to Goa...
I scoffed down 2 witchety grubs, a handful of mealworms and a chocolate ant.
get yer arse to union strret, if you a, want to eat insects or b, want the chance to go to Goa for nowt.

he he, they were so impressed with my enthusiasm, they gave me a lolly pop with a scorpion in it.

oh, and they were taking photos for the daily mail or something like that...

hurry now, this deal wont last..ho ho

let me see if I get this straight.

You eat insects, and there's only a slim chance you will get to go to Goa, and all they give you is a lollipop?

Eating insects for a lollipop does not sound like a good deal to me...

[lepeep]

he he, I even said "I don't want to be entered into the competiton" (I fucking hate spam mail, and undoubtedly will get heaps because of it, once I did say "ok, I'll sign up").

I'd always wanted to see what they were like, but the big witchety grubs were far too dry, like eating a stick of charcoal...

the meal worms were nice, like BBQ twiglets.

I think I'll leave it as an experience I can regret never having...

Were the little creatures cooked/dried/preserved/live???

[lepeep]

dry as a stick...(all cooked).
I honestly think I'd have prefered the maggot a bit more juicy...mm lovely lovely (to quote the GLC)