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[Gall_4185]

This is all the contents of a current conversation with Cloud,aka Poncho Man!,read and laugh at how gullible this poor boy really is


PS Rachie=rainbowprincess


""The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
you might not be getting TOO much abuse tonight
do you want to leave or something? says:
how come?
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
because Rachie is with child
do you want to leave or something? says:
ehhh?
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
pregnant,up the duff,one in the oven
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
and she doen't know who the father is
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
*doesn't
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
given that she hasn't had sex in a while
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
hello?
do you want to leave or something? says:
whaaaaaa?!
do you want to leave or something? says:
*massively confused*
do you want to leave or something? says:
am i dreaming this?
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
nope
do you want to leave or something? says:
how is she?
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
blooming,not showing a bump or anything
do you want to leave or something? says:
not like that you fool, i mean how's she taking it?
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
emmm...how do women usually take it when they get pregnant?
do you want to leave or something? says:
they either go psychotic, cry or accept it without complaint
do you want to leave or something? says:
in my experience
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
she's alright,a bit shocked but bouncy
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
she's thinking of trying to find a father for the child
do you want to leave or something? says:
roger?
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
fancy the job?
...
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
oh and btw,I'm engaged
do you want to leave or something? says:
so you are completely winding me up
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
nope,I asked Jenny to marry me
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
she has a pretty ring
do you want to leave or something? says:
eep
do you want to leave or something? says:
haha, anyway, i gotta fly, going for a few..well..a considerable amount of drinkies before work
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
Rachie's panicing about no more sex
do you want to leave or something? says:
that i can believe
"The renegade, Jaden Korr" says:
(this is also the real reason she's not been drinking)"

[Cloud]

this is where i sack you, correct?

you utter bastard

[Lester Burnham]

You know we love you really

and you love us too...

feel the luuuuuuuuurrrvvv

[Cloud]

*fume*

or should i say..

*owned*

[Gall_4185]

oh hell yes,I deserve some major recognition for a prank like this

[Lester Burnham]

you have my...

*contorts hands to impersonate the stereotype of an american black person*

... re... *adjusts hands*

respect, brother!

Hooray!

... Ouch... my hands...

[psydoll]

"Rachie's pregnant?!?!"

[Lester Burnham]

*pisses self*

Oh my...

[psydoll]

I cannae wait until Mike gets home and contributes more the the 3 threads about him

[Rachie]

While that convo was going on I was collapsed on the floor, leaning against the sofa in fits of giggles.

I'm sorry Michael, it was cruel, but I still cannot believe you believed us.

And no, I'm not pregnant.

I hope!