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[Birdman]

How long can you hold your breate for

I can for 1 m 15s

(not the opinions or suggestions brought forth by Birdman)

[...mole...]

2 minutes 20 seconds once never been able to get that long again i can hold my breath for quite a long time anyway a minute easily

Originally Posted by ...mole...

2 minutes 20 seconds once never been able to get that long again i can hold my breath for quite a long time anyway a minute easily

...you'd have to be able to hold it that long to say that "sentence" out loud

[Tav]

48seconds...though I am not as fit as I could be nor is my lung capacity what it could be.

[LimsKragma]

1 minute 25 seconds

[Birdman]

1m 42 (it gets easier after it hits the hardest point)

[N.M]

57 seconds. Meh, I doubt I'm going to be in a situation where I'd need to hold my breath for any length of time in the near future.

Is it just me or is it more difficult to hold your breath if you inhale before holding?

[Lawy Lawson:Attorney]

Until I got bored, which isn't long considering I have the attention span of a four-year-old high on Sunny D and crack.

[N.M]

Originally Posted by Lawy Lawson:Attorney

Until I got bored, which isn't long considering I have the attention span of a four-year-old high on Sunny D and crack.

Hhhmmm...

Would anyone like to fund a spot of research to see the gradual effects that excess crack and sunny delight have on a four year old child.

Please

For each pound you donate, I will be able to raise the amount of crack that the little fucker will take. If funding allows, I promise multiple OD's.

Tests will be conducted in the safest possible way (with the child in a seperate room, kept in a cage the size of a single bed), and the child willb e provided with good living conditions (A piece of foam, all the water they can carry, a couple of loaves of bread, and the latest issue of Hustler).

So please, donate some money today, and you'll also get to observe as the childs mind rots to the point it considers it's own faeces a nutritious meal.

Go on!

I really gotta get a hobby

Originally Posted by N.M

Hhhmmm...

Would anyone like to fund a spot of research to see the gradual effects that excess crack and sunny delight have on a four year old child.

Please

For each pound you donate, I will be able to raise the amount of crack that the little fucker will take. If funding allows, I promise multiple OD's.

Tests will be conducted in the safest possible way (with the child in a seperate room, kept in a cage the size of a single bed), and the child willb e provided with good living conditions (A piece of foam, all the water they can carry, a couple of loaves of bread, and the latest issue of Hustler).

So please, donate some money today, and you'll also get to observe as the childs mind rots to the point it considers it's own faeces a nutritious meal.

Go on!

I really gotta get a hobby

I reckon that this is a cheap scheme to fuel your own personal crack addiction