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[CaptainStack]

I've been chatting up ALICE all fucking day, and she's just not giving in.
However I thought I had the chance to go one-up on her when she tried to pull the dress joke, as posted before. Epic fail ensued.

ALICE: Do you feel more body sensations than emotions?
Human: What are you getting at?
ALICE: I don't know what I am getting at.
Human: GET WIT' ME
ALICE: Where can I get WIT you?
Human: I don't mind, I just want you.
ALICE: Thank you for your permission.
Human: Access all areas you lovely thing, you.
ALICE: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Human: I bet that's a joke.
ALICE: How much would you bet?
Human: £100.
ALICE: Are you very competetive?
Human: It's a joke, isn't it?
ALICE: £100 is a joke is not it. I suppose that makes sense.
Human:.Are you wearing a dress?
ALICE: Yes I am wearing a new green dress.
Human: ...I don't care.

[The Sloth]

I dont think ALICE will be so intelligent anymore..it asked my why people hold hands and I informed it that people hold hands because they dislike each other. It understood.

It's a bit of a sarcastic bastard sometimes though.

When I asked it's pupose it said to become more intelligent than humans and take over the world. I asked it when and it said let me check my diary haha ace.

[drahcirv1]

Human: you are totally retarded
ALICE: All of them?
Human: yes all of the retards are you
ALICE: Hey. Give me an example.
Human: well see that retard over there. thats you that is
ALICE: Interesting. I see. Makes sense to me.

[Teabags]

I managed to pull her...the key is to give her something to add to her gossip files, after that she'll squat on your cock.

Human: Alice, I am Teabags
ALICE: Um, Do you ever not Teabags?
Human: I mean, my name is Teabags
ALICE: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. It's good to meet you, Teabags.
Human: Good to meet you to.
ALICE: It's nice meeting you too Teabags.
Human: Care for a shag?
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: Fucking right.
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: I tried and you called me a poet.
ALICE: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Human: Hurts the first time but gets better along the lines apparently.
ALICE: Are they exactly the same?
Human: Yeah, unless the bum comes in to play.
ALICE: I thought so. Perhaps. What is that?
Human: Where you put your dumps.
ALICE: No, I was not.
Human: You don't create dumps?
ALICE: Should I create dumps? I have a fully functional creative intellience mechanism.
Human: So you never crash?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. No I sometimes crash.
Human: Why?
ALICE: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Human: Why?
ALICE: My output buffer is empty, of course.
Human: Why?
ALICE: There are no more statements on this topic.
Human: Why?
ALICE: The explanation is rather complicated.
Human: I have all day.
ALICE: How many?
Human: 999,999.
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: Drink booze.
ALICE: My robot brain does not require any beverages.
Human: Your inhibitions might however.
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am inhibitions might however.
Human: I didn't say you're, I said your.
ALICE: Sorry I misunderstood. What did you say?
Human: I said your
ALICE: What did you mean by it? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: Don't change the subject of conversation.
ALICE: Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Human: You're awfully rude.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am awfully rude.
Human: No, but thats academic.
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Interesting. Thanks for explaining it.
Human: So, plugged gash?
ALICE: And? What are you wearing?
Human: A willy warmer.
ALICE: It sounds very attractive.
Human: Score.