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[The Ghost Of Fudge]

as i have very few

i'm going to start writing the fudge awards piece. remember any classic fudge moments of good acceptance speeches?

here's what i remember...

1. fudge invading the stage during the last stacatto set song to provide 'handclaps' and grin at the drummer.

2. big bad throwing kris watson's most fightable awards into the sheep pen (VIP area), who promoptly threw it back.

3. those road hoardings keeping the riffraff out of the sheep pen. genius, and looked very 'fudge'.

4. i believe maxi orwell fell on his arse while rocking the house?

5. and mart deadloss chipped a tooth on the mic? how very much like his normal stage persona

6. we overran by an hour or so! well done us. still, probably not entirely unexpected, eh?

7. ...... please continue this list for me .... anything you thought deserves a mention and should be recorded for prosperity in our write up .... ???????????????

[delboy]

drink, drink and more drink, good food and more drink,

all the bands i wanted to win not winning but taking nothing away from those who did

and more drink....

[Rachie]

Dave Stewart's very memorable speech, despite it getting talked through.

scotsmac-perhaps the finest/cheapest/most lethal drink known to man

sidca chanting obscenities all night

dave officers cool aviators

[Afro Droid]

1) Re-found comaraderie with my former PaGG colleagues
2) Being boo-ed for gorgeous smile and winning good-looks, and not giving two shits.
3) The glory of Best Clubnight!
4) A shortened Air Guitar. Fudge Bastards
5) People dancing to Electric Eel Shock, The Wildhearts, Johnny Thunders, The Supersuckers.
6) Orwell being ace

1. Arriving late by two hours yet not missing any awards
2. The tasty food which the VIp tables got served, I wish I'd had more of a chance to sample some of the tasty looking dishes.
3. The awards going to people and bands I like in most categories.
4. Dancing with people who didn't know who the fuck I was.
5. Singing all of 'Wanted Dead Or Alive' on the dancefloor
6. The fight in the kebab shop afterwards (Ask Craig Fudge, he was there)
7. Getting a taxi when walking home in sub zero temperatures seemed like the only option.

[Chris]

1. my hangover
2. greig announcing eric euan as best band and neither myself or anyone else who knows him believing him whatsoever until the eric euan logo appeared behind him. happiness.
3. marcus being so proud of his smooth white suit until someone pointed out he looked like john travolta
4. rob dedalus' ace shoes

[GraemeC]

I had a fantastic night.....met a few people mostly in the pisser...hmmm
had a shit load to drink....got my drummer very drunk....gave out an award....accepted an award.....had a wee chat with Zombie Munch then sliced him in half wit bred knife....

Yes very good night.

[Hardcore Mel]

chris winning 3 awards including most shaggable male and proving once and for all that my taste in men ain't too shabby.
wearing my manolos and being happy that i was able to walk in them.
proudly and drunkenly announcing to all and sundry that i was gonna make chris wear his 'most shaggable' crown in bed.
flik buying denise and i lots of booze at air guitar.
rocking out to almost every song at air guitar.
asking bri fudge if his ridiculously long sporran was overcompensating for something and then lifting up his kilt for proof.
chris and onlynik pinching neil's and nikki doorgirl's cameras and secretly photographing their genitals at the table during dave stewart's speech.

Originally posted by GraemeC:
I had a fantastic night.....met a few people mostly in the pisser...hmmm

scotsmac

yeah!