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[the mart of darkness]

erm, hello.

we kinda need people with vocal "talents" to "perform" in the recording of our xmas panto.

same as last year, only this year we'll actually do it, cos we might've finished writing it.

it'll most likely involve large periods of sitting around doing fuck all, with sporadic periods of drinking, smoking, laughing till you're sick, and saying a few lines into a microphone.

plus you get to sing as part of the fudge xmas choir.

some particular talents we're loking for include:

clueso-esque french accent
outrageously camp julian clary style voice
a good lisp
northern england accents - brummie, geordie, that sorta thing
a good cartman voice
stutter
a nice, well spoken narrator kinda voice
weegie ned
probly some other perfectly normal voices would be handy...

if you would be interested and avaialble all day on saturday 15th novemeber, reply here or pm me with some contact details of some sort, plus any particular "skill" you have.


its all a laff innit, and it won't be getting performed anywhere, just recorded.

xxx

[The Ghost Of Fudge]

as i said on the phone, i think we can count on tim bench for the B.A. Bracus voice. i pity tha fool. i do, i pity tha fool.

[AndY]

i'l do it i have nothing else to do!

[the mart of darkness]

that's the spirit!

[Dead Anyway]

I would be willing to help out, but will be working until around 6pm. Can do lot's of voices.

[the mart of darkness]

coolio.

will just make sure you're a part that appears later on.

rock.

I didn't get a part in my school panto because I auditioned in a bam voice. He he he. Well I WAS taking the piss.

[Moshulu Rob]

I'm from Birmingham.

[the mart of darkness]

then you've just made it through the arduous audition process!

congratulations! you will be my mr smee!

[The Ghost Of Fudge]

interesting. because last night ace domino made it through an equally difficult audition, but revealing a hitherto unrealised (by me anyway) talent for comedy voices. his brummie is stupendous, but he has a talent with a particular 'austrilian' accent if you follow me mart.

james wbl would like to be michael or john. i forget which one... like it matters.

i thought perhaps murray x-cert would make a good peter pan...