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[Pete]

Hows this for an idea to encourage people to dress up for the Awards: a Fudge King and Queen voted for on the night!

In a Shag Tag-stylee manner, anyone who wants to enter on the night gets a badge with a number on it at the start of the night with everyone getting handed a voting ticket. You go about the Awards eyeing up all the nicely dressed people and then vote for one lass and one guy on your slip and put it in a box up until, say, the start of the second half of the Awards bit. Someone then furiously goes through the slips and adds them up so that it can be announced as one of the last Awards. Some kind of throne could be errected, say, in the bit between the sound desk and the fire exit so the winners can get a prime view of the last band with maybe a bottle of that cheap 2.99 champagne Fudge likes so much and maybe some nibbles. Oh and crowns of course!


Or something......?

[The Ghost Of Fudge]

you try furiously counting when you're as pissed as we're going to be.

top idea, but we have our most shaggable male and most shaggable female categories in the awards, and i wouldn't want to detract from their glorious triumphs. and on another vein, we'll be over-running by hours anyway...

the standard of attire last year was very good. we'll see how this year measures up. i really must decide what to wear.

i'm rambling now.

[Frosty Jack]

Originally Posted by The Ghost Of Fudge

i really must decide what to wear.

i'm rambling now.

that is a good look, right enough...

[The Ghost Of Fudge]

WEIR! the fucking daddy!

that is pure entertainment standing in front of you with a tammy on.

he's been a longtime companion of the fudge flats late night tv watching sessions

[daveofficer]

weir fucking owns. owns you all i say!! yea!!! fucking weir!! och aye.

[Dave]

Hope you all got the last Aberfeldy single "Love Is An Arrow. The B-side is a song dedicated to the sterling work of Tam The Man.

Lyrics are (roughly) as follows;

Tom Weir, Tom Weir,
Plus-fours and a wee wooly hat
Three cheers for Tom Weir
Tom Weir The king of the anoraks, the anoraks, the anoraks

Tom Weir, balladeer, musketeer always up on a crack
Three cheers, for Tom Weir, Tom Weir the king of the anoraks

His brothers indicated he was sadly dislocated from the future
Discussing history with a weegie, a fifer or a tcheuchter

Free beer, for Tom Weir, Tom Weir and his wee camera sack
Tom Weir king of the anoraks, the anoraks, the anoraks

His red nose manifested that many years had been invested in the bevvy (hic)
Bromate to rum and col, with double single malt and a wee heavy

Free gear, for Tom Weir, Tom Weir and his wee wooly hat
Three cheers, for Tom Weir, Tom Weir the king of the anoraks, the anoraks, the anoraks

Definitely worth getting hold of.