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[eat your parents]

Listen lads,

I've been told by some friends of mine, who are playing a show with you next week (?), to post on here saying you suck. They're called Masa-something, I don't know what they're talking about but here you go anyway:

They say something like "Brian and Craig don't have the rock anymore."

They say "Brian and Craig are past it, we'll rule the seas now"

And they say "We're going to destroy you" or something to that affect.

Sorry, but they forced me to type this. I'll come to the show anyway (I prefer you guys).

ho hoh o

let the battle commence

you could have a masagranny vs deadlogranny match!

[eat your parents]

but Bri and Craig have 40+ years on us, I mean, my friends band, wtf.

Aren't they actually grandad's now?

[The Ghost Of Fudge]

we'll rip those postrock whores apart. mark my words. although we won't have rehearsed since may, we'll use our unpredictable skills to great effect.

[AbernackyFuckHead]

I just don't understand how you could be "forced" to give such a message...it just stirs shit in the loo.

[eat your parents]

ah dear, message boards. I forget how easy it is for people to misunderstand.

Bri, it'll be like being in the arena of pain, knives drawn.

[The Ghost Of Fudge]

we'll fuck you a new earhole, mark my words. phils sax solo will bring you off. mm.

[huntedbyafreak]

Originally Posted by The Ghost Of Fudge

we'll fuck you a new earhole, mark my words. phils sax solo will bring you off. mm.

anyone got a video camera to capture this? essential viewing.

remember folks, the hottest night in town tommorrow, plus you get to see a stage fight!