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Originally Posted by Alan Cynic

KITCHEN CYNICS SONGWRITING TIP No.2.......

Do NOT sit on the edge of your loft trapdoor when writing songs. The results can often be painful, (and harmful to your guitar)

Uh oh, you had another fall?

[Alan Cynic]

No......I was referring to previous efforts! My Watkins Rapier still hasn't fully recovered from its 'half-pike'.

Do you fancy playing the ISB one...I think it's a Saturday?

Psydoll......were the glasses thrown, or was it a more vicious attack?

[psydoll]

Thrown quite expertly over the plastic protection thing missing Dave and striking me to the right of my belly button.

A harsh punishment for no crime whatsoever! I did tell that guy that 'The Final Countdown' was 'a fucking horrible song' though so maybe it's karma

[Alan Cynic]

Originally Posted by psydoll

Thrown quite expertly over the plastic protection thing missing Dave and striking me to the right of my belly button.

It could have been worse....it might have been a vase he threw. If it had lodged in your middle you would have required a 'vase-ex-tummy'.

Here's a Kitchen Cynics interview for all you Belgian speakers to enjoy......

http://www.storing-zine.net/feature.php?id=31

(photos by Andy Mulhern!)

i am well trained in missile and abuse throwing operations and have a vast experience. most notably launching a half pint of warm beer at eagle eye cherry t in the park 99 (or 2000) and it all being captured close up on the tv coverage.

over the years i have learned to target quite accurately-even when i am truly plastered (like on saturday)

[Jake Wifebeater]

Originally Posted by Alan Cynic

It could have been worse....it might have been a vase he threw. If it had lodged in your middle you would have required a 'vase-ex-tummy'.

Christ, don't remind me. I've barely recovered from my post-snip agonies.

Originally Posted by stuartmaxwell

i am well trained in missile and abuse throwing operations and have a vast experience. most notably launching a half pint of warm beer at eagle eye cherry t in the park 99 (or 2000) and it all being captured close up on the tv coverage.

over the years i have learned to target quite accurately-even when i am truly plastered (like on saturday)

Why do that?

because i am a ned

trust me, this is what i do

(brent, 2000)

[Alan Cynic]

Originally Posted by Jake The Ape

Christ, don't remind me. I've barely recovered from my post-snip agonies.

I've heard it's more than a tad painful

[Jake Wifebeater]

Originally Posted by Alan Cynic

I've heard it's more than a tad painful

Verging on crippling. Ouch. Ouch, ouch, ouch.

The daftest bit is providing samples. Catching it in the little tube is an art in itself.