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[kirkt]

its been scheduled twice now for Lava...now after a long wait...MONKEY BOY are finally coming...playing Dr Drakes on 10th November!

This loony trio signed to Lockjaw Records (Thisgirl, Tribute to Nothing etc) consist of 2 bass players and a singing drummer...

press: "...bizarre, unique, stop start concoction of punk, blues and something else entirely" - Rock Sound

"HELL'S primates! ...absolutely shit loads of self-depreciating humour and some stonking tunes, means Monkey Boy really do stand out from the crowd ...Punk rock through and through." - Metal Hammer

"...kind of like something slammed together in a garage and then sent clanking out into the world totally ill-equipped to deal with modernity but still armed with enough saw-tooth do-whats and oojimaflips to see off way more state-of-the-art competition" - Melody Maker

"...Girls Against Boys' twin bass attack being forced through a mangler, they also recall the skewed lurch of the Jesus Lizard and the off-kilter stylings of Cable. But they're not content to merely, um, ape, adding their own distinct flavours" - Kerrang!

check these out at www.monkeyboy.co.uk or you could just check them out live @ Drakes on Nov 10th!

support from:

King Liar & The Brutes (pure rock n'roll) www.kingliarandthebrutes.co.uk

Broken Sunshine (debut gig for Aberdeen all girl punk band)

and Asian Morriesette (solo acoustic set from Gilman street frontman)

doors 8pm, £4 door tax

[Emperor Bokassa I]

This modern rock concert will literally provide one thrill for each standard minute.

[Plato the Greek]

I hate music but even I can't wait for this gig. I think it may contain upwards of 123 thrills.

[Emperor Bokassa I]

NEWS FLASH! I just heard that KLATB will entertain every kid with at least 11 songs. Maybe more, I will not lie.

[kirkt]

im putting my request in for the song "gays" rather than just "rape" and "knives"

[Emperor Bokassa I]

Your request has been registered and is being considered by The Brute Mainframe. Results take 2 to 3 days. Please be patient.

[Project S.A.M.]

Originally posted by kirkt
im putting my request in for the song "gays" rather than just "rape" and "knives"

Be aware that our Halloween pro-formance saw not "RAPE" and "Knife's" (Knife is) but rather a demonstration of "G.A.Y.S" and "Blood!".

Also be aware that given the above datum, in feeding your request into the Brute Mainframe a widespread system failure has resulted. Consequently, on Monday we will be forced to sing in Japanese. Motherfuckers!

[kirkt]

Tonight!