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Old 01-10-2003, 11:31   #1 (permalink)

 
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What do you get if you cross an old black atom song with an even older Granny-pleasing 'comedian'?

Des O' Lation




What does the most epic Black Atom song, and Egon Spengler's job have in common?

They're both Chasing Ghosts.




Why did the black atom guitarist get wet in the rain?

Because he forgot to wear his large mac.




What do you get if you cross a black atom guitarist and the company that the Ultimate Warrior was a former employee?

The World Rassling Federation.





What is the black atom drummer's favourite religious period?

Len-t





What do you call a metal band that enjoys eating food during irregular times of the day?

Snack Atom





What do you call a metal band that does lots of drugs?

Smack Atom





What do you call a metal band that does even more drugs?

Crack Atom



(this type of joke could go on forever so I will stop)




Whats the difference between Black Atom and a cow pat?

Black atom aren't shit.

(unless they were called Cack Atom...)





Whats the difference between Black Atom and a vacuum cleaner?

You cant switch a black atom to 'suck mode' and pretend its a lady's rude bits and consequently get your penis stuck in it and then have to go to the hospital when I was 15.
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MORE MORE! The last one was sheer genius.
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MORE MORE! The last one was sheer genius.
haha!! i was just thinking the same thing!!
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I ruv it!!!! I ruv them all!!!
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Whats the difference between Black Atom and a vacuum cleaner?

You cant switch a black atom to 'suck mode' and pretend its a lady's rude bits and consequently get your penis stuck in it and then have to go to the hospital when I was 15.
This never really happened...did it???
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This never really happened...did it???
I could believe it. Dan what's happening with your CD btw?
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This never really happened...did it???
at least he wasn't living on a dairy farm.

with the milking machines. and the cows, come to think of it.

what kind of farm did fish grow up on again????
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NO it didn't actually happen. Although I'm sure it has happened to someone.
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yes dan. I believe you. honest.
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