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Old 30-09-2003, 11:41   #1 (permalink)

 
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Why was the dentist rubbish at putting in fillings?

Because he kept Losing the T(r)ooth.




What is Black Atoms computer of choice?

An Apple Mac.




Mary Thompson, or M.T. as she was known to her friends, was walking down the street with her friends Betty, and Susie. Susie spots an attractive member of the opposite sex and says to Betty; "Look at him, he's so hot!" At which point betty replies (wait for it)
"You can't go out with him, that's M.T.'s guy!"

(empty sky)




What is the most Heavy Metal fruit?

A Rassberry




Why was the little girl Scared?

Because the bass player in Black Atom had just made her jump out of her-skin!




How many members of Black Atom does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they live in the dark because they're metal.




How many members of Black Atom would it take to change a lightbulb if they were at someone else's house?

All 6 of them, because they are damn good looking.




Knock knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Joe, the singer from black atom. I left my keys here and got locked out. Can I come in please Mac?




Why is the drummer from Black Atom generous?

Because he always Len's you money.
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Old 30-09-2003, 12:22   #2 (permalink)

 
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He He He!!

Some of them actually made me chuckle.... or should I say roar with laughter

cos chuckling isn't really very Metal (unless you happen to be a Chuckle Brother.. cos they're very metal indeed!!)
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Old 30-09-2003, 16:07   #4 (permalink)
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I look forward to more of Dan's fantastic jokes...
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How many members of Black Atom would it take to change a lightbulb if they were at someone else's house?

All 6 of them, because they are damn good looking.


dude you might be an awesome guitarist and almost equally brilliant joke teller but you cant count for shit
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I look forward to more of Dan's fantastic jokes...
Surely you mean Dantastic!

I love it let's all jump on the band wagon!
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Old 30-09-2003, 18:52   #8 (permalink)
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Surely you mean Dantastic!

I love it let's all jump on the band wagon!
Dantastic that's the one...<hops on band wagon?>
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ooooo they are funny





im handcuffed to my chair, could someone please release me?
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hahahahahahahahaha

Dan your a genious
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