There's a story in the Evening Express today about a postman being suspended after hundreds of letters and parcels went missing and weren't delivered to Woodside and Kittybrewster.
I'd link to the story but the EE website is shit.
__________________ When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children? ... Fuck that! I want my rock stars dead! I want them to fucking play with one hand and put a gun in their other fucking hand and go "I hope you enjoy the show!" *Bang!* Yes! Yes! Play from your fucking heart!
~ Bill Hicks |