[patrick boo]

Now that's what performances on TOTP should be about - a bloke who looks like Stevie Wonder having been allowed to design his own clothes, a troupe of dancers in riding uniforms and a guy with his decks on a big white coffin. Performance of the week!

But Kylie, oh lovely Kylie.... Unfortunately, I hate to cast aspersions on such a glorious pop queen, but she either needs to sack her make-up artist for mixing up the Polyfilla too thick, or is there a monstrous hint of *whispers* Botox in the air??????