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Originally Posted by french_disko  Which came first - the chicken or the egg? |
"The Egg came first". The chicken was not around when the Coelacanth was swimming earth's great ocean. quod erat demonstrandum, as I have just demonstrated using a prehistoric timeline as my greatest factual aid. ......"
Why do kamakazzee pilots wear seat belts and crash helmets?. (thats an olde one)
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
And my final serious wtf is,
How far east can you go before you're heading west?