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Originally Posted by Original Spies  Those bikes. Trials bikes. The pushlike variety, not the motorised one. The ones with no seats that folk use to jump off of stuff onto other stuff. Almost like a climbing bike. Looks like a good laugh and all, but why the cunt has it got no seat? Getting it from point A to the place where you want to jump from a block of pallettes onto a shed must be quite uncomfortable. Why can't it have a seat? You could ride it like a grown-up's bike when necessary, and then once you've found some breeze blocks and a fence, you can stand up on the pedals and be a dick on your stupid pointless bike.
I saw a youth riding one today. It looked daft that he didn't have a seat. I would have asked him what his problem was, but he was balancing on a metal fences outside the Illicit Still. |
The positioning with the bike they do while trying to get up walls etc mean that they have to get as far down with their bums as possible. Basically, a seat would get in the way, and while trying to launch themselves up over a fence, they'd get a saddle in their gooch, fuck up the jump, lose balance and land on their face. Unless they had a seat that was so low-down that it would become redundant, cos your arse crack would be rested hard up against your back tyre.