A man walked into a pub after a long day at work, ordered a pint of
beer, and sat down by the bar to enjoy it. Before long he'd finished
about half his drink and needed to go to the toilet, so off he went.
Whilst he was away a massive black woman standing in the corner walked
up to the bar, picked up the drink, farted into his pint, replaced it,
and walked away again.
When the man came back, he sat down to enjoy his pint again, but after
he'd taken a mouthful he spat it out at once and yelled at the barman,
"Oi, barman, this pint tastes disgusting! What's happened to it?"
"Well, you see that massive black woman over there? She farted into
it."
"What?"
"She farted into it. I didn't want to say anything - she looks like
she could easily knock seven shades of shit out of me - but that's
what she did."
"Right," said the bloke, stressed after a long day, "if you won't say
anything, I will." He got up, went to the massive black woman, and
tapped her on her shoulder. She slowly turned around.
"Yes?"
"Here, you fart in my Whitbread?"
"No, I'm Tessa Sanderson." |