Any Scottish accent originating from anywhere north of Inverness really seems to get on my tits, for whatever reason.
Also, people who are random on purpose purely for attention-seeking purposes. You know the type... "like, oh my God, we totally stole this parking cone last night and then my mate took a picture of me wearing it on my head, 'cause we're just so CRAZY and WHACKY yeah?!". No, you're a wanker. Fuck off and die. I lived with a guy in halls who introduced himself to one of my friend's as "that crazy, whacky off-the-wall guy Andy's (me) probably won't shut up about"... what a dick.
Similarly, people who waffle on endlessly about how much they can drink/had to drink last night/how drunk they were etc. |