Hang on. In Cobra Kai, the singer is from Inverallochy, and the bassist is from Glasgow, but the guitarist and the drummer are from Aberdeen. However, now the singer has lived in Aberdeen for 10 years, the drummer has lived in Aberdeen his whole life but is married to a Swedish girl, the guitarist now lives in Udny, and the bassist lives in Balmedie but speaks with a Glaswegian accent. We practice in Captain Toms, and we have 69 friends on Myspace and 42 fans on Bebo. Can we have a local gig?

