A duck goes into a bar and asks "Do you have any bread?"
The barman replies: "No", so the duck leaves.
The next day the same thing happens.
The next day, the duck goes into the bar and asks "Do you have any bread?"
The barman replies "No, and if you ask me again I'll nail your beak to the bar"
The duck leaves.
The next day the duck goes into the bar and asks "Do you have any nails?"
The landlord replies: "No."
"Do you have any bread?"
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