To quote Otis Lee Crenshaw, to call this family white trash would be an insult to polystyrene.
Wedding number four for woman, 24, whose mother ran off with her husband - The Daily Record
You have to read this, it just gets better and better with every paragraph. My favourite quotes -
"Pat marked the special occasion by wearing a musical thong which played Here Comes The Bride as she exchanged vows.
The couple's first dance at the reception in Arbroath's Cliffburn Hotel was to The Fast Food Song.
After the wedding, Alison revealed she called her ex-husband "dad". "
Of course it's in the Daily Record so most of it is probably made up.
Ryan off of Cobra Kai.