You can actually act this story out using smileys. Watch.
Emo kid - "I'm so emo and moody"
" Emo kid - I'm going to kiss another man just to be different"
Mexican - "Look at that gaylord".
Mexican - "He looks like a right fairy"
Mexican - "Time to tool up and take to the streets"
Emo kid - "Help we need the riot police"
Emo kid - "Too late"