I like Fred West Ham best!
Locally I was always impressed by Byron Munich.
Here's my own list of vaguely usable team names...
Rotten Weiss Achen
A C Sienna Miller
F C Groan again
Werther's originals Bremen (or Wer der hell is Bremen?)
F C Bored-O
Bore us all Dortmund
Life on Marseille
S L Mr Ben-fica
Lazyo
PMT Eindhoven (ladies team)
Fuddenham Hotspur (another ladies one)
Knickers Offenbach (yet another ladies team)
Misfortuna Dusseldorf
F C Colon
Barras St Germain (for a Glasgow team, obviously)
Nothing Toulouse
Ulterior motive Leipzig
Sporting Goujon
F C Nae-very-Nice
Fireman Sampdoria
Boaking Juniors
Slovenly Bratislava