I wouldn't hit offramp!
But I might soak his tea-cosy in the contents of my colostomy bag
'Nother bill arrived today (phone this time), so I definitely won't be in attendance....sorry!
(Also got a TV license red reminder, but I phoned them up pointing out I am licensed til August, and have a Spar paypoint slip with details and a current license to prove it ...took me about 2 hours to find the damned things though!!!)