It was a good performance by Mr Leven though. Good one! Thanks mr(s) Imps.
I for one am chuffed to be at the bottom of that list together with him.
A guy once stared into the eyes of one of my dad's (female) friends - husband sat right nex to her. Must have lasted for a good minute. She then plucked up the courage to ask what was up. He then said:"Oh nothing. Just making sure I have a good mental image for when I'm home onanating". I was pretty young at the time so I was not disgusted until after looking that word up in the dictionary. I remember my mum asking:"why that face?"
There. I had to share that.
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