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Originally Posted by Alan Cynic
You could be right...Trump will offer to save the Lemon Tree as a thank you for his Scottish roots......oh, but, as part of the plan he'll demolish Union Street and build 20 executive casinos (built by Stewart Milne, so that only 5 addicted millionaire gamblers who weigh less than 12 stones each can be in each one at the same time, in case the floors collapse).
But of course he'll do it tastefully, with each building being in tartan brick, with chrome turrets echoing Balmoral castle, and cartoons of Scottish kings in a frieze along every wall.  |
Aye, Stewart Milne must look on enviously at Trump's fine head of hair. If only we had such fine solutions to hair loss here in Scotch-land. I could surely benefit myself.
The only thing that could stop Trump's redevelopment of The Lemon Tree and Union Street would be the discovery of an endangered species unique to the area. That thing that used to live on Stewart Milne's head could fit the bill!