ps. I once had a sexual dream about Lorraine Kelly and Avril Lavigne*, fortunately it involved having to fight Lorraine to win Avril and when I fucked her up, I totally fucked her up, so she couldn't follow us and was not involved in the sexual bit at all, which is great, because iirc I've never had a sexual dream about another girl apart from that, and I'm totally glad Lorraine Kelly didn't show up in my only lesbian nighttime experience.
The end.
*inspired by the Charlotte Church talk show.
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