[patrick boo]

Well well people, are you absolutely frunctious with excitement, as every Johnny and Jenny mediawhore seems to be, about the impending (arthritis permitting) Led Zep reunion cashcow? Was anyone lucky enough to be offered the chance to spend their life savings on a ticket for the gig? Do we care at all?
As the unfortunate victim of the mid 90s Velvet Underground revival (horrible mistake - Moe Tucker's face appeared to be melting... I hid behind a pillar) I have to say I prefer to let sleeping dogs lie. Will we be able to squeeze their lemons 'til the juice runs down their legs anymore? One imagines all that will be left is pips.