[patrick boo]

Sigh. Here we go. As many regular visitors to this forum will know, this is my least favourite time of the year. Fucking Halloween. Fucking bonfire night. Get dressed up, burn things. I'm so depressed by it all I can't even summon up the energy to type a bilious invective. Insert your own here.
Rumour has it that some people actually enjoy Halloween and have things like parties. Are you one of those people? Good on you, I hope you enjoy yourself, truly. Also some people enjoy bonfire night, actually burn things in their own gardens, buy fireworks, set them off and go 'ooh'. Are you one of those people? Fuck off and die.