I pulled it aff the face o some huge American , aye, him and his mates might hae big muscles and drive Harleys, but they hae tiny cocks and are probably a bumming each other as we speak. They are nae match for my Ninja moves and Kendo Nagasaki sleeper move.
I am available to train cats to attack bearded button accordianists and accoustic guitarists.
Elvis costume optional.
