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Originally Posted by Elwood Cobra Kai
My last flatmate told me she was 'between jobs' when I went to look around her flat, then after I moved in I found out she was a hooker! I got kept awake every single night either by the noise of her getting fucked or by the drunken all night parties she held three or four nights a week. I'd prefer not to go through this again as I didn't sleep properly for about 3 months, and I came home from work early a few times and walked in on her wanking off old men.
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Please read no further if easily offended......
Oh, how I laughed!
Apart from being a noisy, durty, grampa-chugging wee hoor, was she tidy?
I have two spare rooms, but you're probably riddled with STI's - either that or you're raging homo - coz there's no way you stayed there for 3 months without poking it at least once unless you were batting for the pink team
