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Originally Posted by Jake Spike
Oh Christ!
Others touted include Craig Brewster and, err, Steven Pressley. That'll be an erudite team talk...
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Steven "That's a Tall Ask" Pressley
Kevin "Another Crack At The Cherry" Gallacher
Charlie "Get Yer Orgination Soartit Oot At the Back" Nicholas
Willie "That Wuz The Best Goal Ah Ever Saw" Miller
Alex errr, emmm, errr, ayyyy, errm, McLeish
Paul "Mental Intit?" McStay
Yes, footballers are indeed a fairly thick bunch - especially some of the the fucking lu-lu's I played with and against over the years.
The manager at one of my clubs (more clubs than Tiger Woods, me) was especially "erudite".
Inspirational monologues such as....
Pre match - "Ah wahnt 110% aff every een o' yiz or yiz kin fuck off"!
Half-time - "Get it soartit oot at the back or yiz kin, kin, kin, fuckin' hingway....."
(still haven't worked that one out)
Tactical - "Midfield - spread oot in a bunch", "Diesel, keep thae high ba's low"
...and regardless of what was happening on the pitch, the Big Man could be relied upon to shout "Howzay?" every 2 to 3 minutes (I belive it's the NE version of "Affside, Ref")
God, I miss playing so much.