412 - Hull is not a city in england but was in fact created by the BBC to send reporters to when there is nothing else to report
546 - you can blame the poor economy of the UK on that waste of space known as 'Concorde'
898876 - by the year 2013 we will all be androids of all things boo and our leader will be popular television presenter and part time alleged but cleared kiddie fiddler Matthew Kelly
16 - United Kingdom will change its name to United Kingdom of Planet Boo within three years
90009293 - the village of tongue in the highlands (pop about 43 alcoholics, 7 kids and 2000 sheep) will become capital of UPB by 2011.
2938 - Rudi Betamax is a good example of a Boo example gone horribly wrong.
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