Or that all the aids & 9/11 victims he so roundly condemmed are lined-up waiting to bugger him through eternity with a host of non-corporeal dildos!
Better still, I see Fred Phelps of Westboro Baptists is all set to go picketing Falwell's funeral. I won't put the link cos so many palces block it (I'd guess most know where to find it anyway?) You just gotta love the entertainment value of some of this!
With the right weapons, you could get rid of the whole lot of those hateful bigots in one go!