i had a dream, just around the time of 'The Show' being released. I had heard the song but the video had yet to be filmed, and in my dream I designed the entire concept.
It starts off with the girls walking into the back room of a club, getting changed into little mini skirts, Cheryl goes off into the bathroom sucking a lollipop and meets a toilet attendant who she has a fight with - the 'fight' however is an elaborate choreographed dance routine.
Then the girls take to the dancefloor, which is actually a big catwalk and they are putting on a fashion show. Each girl is walking down with a dog on a leesh/ Sarah has a dalmation (matching her coat), Nicola a ginger labrador (obviously), Nadine a greyhound (matching her legs) Kimberley had a poodle (matching her hair) and Cheryl has not one, but two bulldogs. They each get down to the bottom of the catwalk, have a nice little pose and then walk off, when Cheryl gets to the bottom she bends down, picks up the dogs by their tails and swings them around her head, flinging them off towards the toilet attendant who promptly falls down dead. Hurrah!
Fantastic concept methinks, my subconscious really is a mystery.
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